A BIRTHDAY PARTY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
A JOINT BIRTHDAY FOR GENE AND SAM ATWOOD
gene and sam bumble around at the iraq border in kuwait
ATWOOD FEST 2012
That’s right. ATWOOD FEST – THE GREATEST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION KNOWN TO HUMANKIND.
Once a year, like the rest of the human species, Gene and Sam Atwood pass through a day where one is added to larger number known as their “age”, which is counted by the number of times they have orbited the sun. Their respective, solar “birth days” take place three earth rotations apart from one another.
- Sam’s birth day takes place on January 10th of each year. He was born in the year MCMLXXXV, which will make him 27 years old, or 9864 days old.
- Gene’s birth day takes place on January 13th of each year. He was born in the year MCMLXXXII, which makes him THIRTY years, or 10,957 days old.
Gene’s 30th birth day takes place on the day of Atwood Fest 2012;
JANUARY, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH.
What does this all mean???
U NO WAT DAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR A PARTY!
ALL THE ATWOODS IN HERE
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
ALL THE ATWOODS IN HERE
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE
Here is a tentative schedule for ATWOOD FEST
- 2100 HOURS: Opening Convocation by TBD Followed by Live Music
- 2200 HOURS: Sam Atwood’s Birthday Lecture
- 2230 HOURS: Gene Atwood’s Birthday Lecture
- 2300 HOURS: Solemn Birthday Weeping Transitioning Into Maniacal Laughter
- 2305 HOURS: Live music
- 0130 HOURS: Last call and birthday present opening ceremony
- 0200 HOURS: GTFO
STAY TUNED TO ATWOODFEST.COM FOR INFORMATION!